install theme
jada-le:

LMFAO
inkd-skin69deep:

juice!
shadesdarker:

this isnt even remotely funny 

GHETTO TRANSLATIONS 101

  • #1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away
  • #2 "We in Dis Bitch!" = We Will be attending the event
  • #3 Free my nigggaaa" = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free to him because he is my friend
  • #4 "so you Mad?" = "it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn't seem like a big deal to me
  • #5 "you wasnt with me shootin in the gym" = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form
  • #6 Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
  • #7 Im Bout To Go Ham = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
  • #8 "I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
  • #9 You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No
  • #10 "I'm chillin tonight" = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity."
  • # 11 "you aint bout that life" = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!
  • #12 Sh*t just got real! = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!